Anarchy 5/31- Mule Jr v Squid-Man

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Star Stormz
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Anarchy 5/31- Mule Jr v Squid-Man May 18, 2024 3:54:46 GMT

Post by Star Stormz on May 18, 2024 3:54:46 GMT

PWS: LEGACY PRESENTS

FRIDAY NIGHT ANARCHY

5/31/24 - 8pm est - THREE HOUR SPECIAL

From T-Mobile Arena; Las Vegas, NV

United Title Qualifier- Singles Match

Mule Jr vs The Squid-Man

DEADLINE- 5/26 at 11:59:59 PM EST
1 RP per person - 300 min, 5000 max

Mule Jr
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Anarchy 5/31- Mule Jr v Squid-Man May 23, 2024 1:28:08 GMT

Post by Mule Jr on May 23, 2024 1:28:08 GMT

Scene 1 The Recruiting Process

(Scene opens up where we see Mule Jr at the casino playing some blackjack and then his phone vibrates.)

Mule Jr: Come on now, daddy needs a new shiny chrome handlebar. Now who in the hell would be texting me at this hour. They can wait just for a few minutes, and I will get right back with them.

Dealer: Hit or Stand sir.

Mule Jr: I will stand with 20 my good sir.

Dealer: Dealer has 19 and will take a card. It’s a 2, dealer wins the hand.

Mule Jr: Well son of a bitch can’t be too mad since I won the last 4 hands.

(Mule Jr stands up from the table and gives the dealer a poker chip for their tip and then collects the rest of the poker chips and heads to cash them in.)

Mule Jr: Here you go ma’am here are my poker chips I would like to cash in tonight.

Cashier: Alright I will get these counted for you and get your money to you really quick.

Mule Jr: Thank you very much ma’am.

Cashier: Alright here you go sir, and you have a wonderful day.

Mule Jr: Thank you and hope the rest of your day goes well.

(Mule Jr walks out of the casino and heads to the elevator to go up to his hotel room.)

Mule Jr: Alright, now that I’m in my room for the night let's see who decided to text me and ruin my streak at the blackjack table.

Mule Jr: Oh! It is from the management team.

(Mule Jr hears a knock on the door to his hotel room and he answers the door and it is Von Dane.)

Von Dane: So you gonna just stand there let me in or not dumbass.

Mule Jr: Uh oh sorry, come on in.

Von Dane: I have been authorized by the CEO to hand you this contract for PWS Legacy and also officially to let you know that your first debut match is for a qualifying match for the United Championship.

Mule Jr: I see, that sounds very interesting for my first match. Now about this contract where do I sign at because I am ready to get the ball rolling.

Von Dane: I just need you to sign here on this dotted line and on the next few pages sign on the dotted line there too.

Mule Jr: Alright, there you go sir. Anything else I can do for you?

Von Dane: Nope, all I have to say is good luck in your match and thank you for your time, sir.

Mule Jr: Ok, thank you and you have a good day.

(As Von Dane exits the door Mule Jr has one last thing to say before he slams the door on Von Dane.)

Mule Jr: Oh and by the way fuck you for making me lose my streak on the blackjack table.

(We see Mule Jr go to the bathroom to get cleaned up and get ready for bed to get sleep.)

Scene 2 Preparation for Squid-Man

(Now we see Mule Jr leaving his hotel room heading down towards the gym to start working out and getting ready for his first match at PWS Legacy against The Squid-Man.)

Mule Jr: Time to get this workout in so I can stay in shape and look so flabby. I will do some bench press, squats, leg presses and dumbbells too. Now after I do all that I will finish up with a light cardio.

(We see Mule Jr start doing his workout and keeping himself in shape.)

Mule Jr: Phew, man that was one hell of workout circuit. I haven’t done one of those for awhile but now I guess I need to address the calamari in the room.

(Mule Jr sets up the camera on the tripod and having it face the heavy bag and he turns the camera on.)

Mule Jr: Hey Squid-Man, I have to ask but has anyone tried to catch you out of the ocean and cook you into calamari? Then again, you probably don’t want to do that since you are a failed experiment of the government. Too bad the government couldn’t make you any taller and stronger.

Mule Jr: Now Squid-Man when we come face to face in the ring I am not just someone that is going to just fall down and let you win. I am going to put you through hell and put you back in the ocean where you belong or I could just give you to the government since they could do science experiments on you.

Mule Jr: You got a shot at this qualifying match just like me for the United Championship but you got to go through me to move on to the next match. When I get done dealing with you I am sending you back down to the jobbers where you belong.

(Mule Jr looks at the clock in the gym and sees the time and it is getting late.)

Mule Jr: Well since it is getting late I am going to say a couple more things. Squid-Man it's time that you start learning to speak more than just “I am Squid-Man or I am Squid.” You need to updated your vocabulary or go talk to the government that fucked you up and have them make a device to help you speak clear english so everyone can understand your sorry looking ass.

(Mule Jr walks up to the camera and stops the recording and turns it off and proceeds to do more cardio before calling it at night.)

The Squid-Man
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I Am a Squid.

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Anarchy 5/31- Mule Jr v Squid-Man May 26, 2024 19:58:39 GMT

Post by The Squid-Man on May 26, 2024 19:58:39 GMT

(Squidman residence. 3:41 PM Eastern/Standard time. The house is beautifully decorated. It’s a moderate-sized place, but the furnishings make it look more lavish than is actually is. We see it from the outside, then the camera zooms in to one of the windows, before cutting to show what’s inside said window – the INSIDE of the house! It’s the Squid-Man, AKA Jonathan Squidman, and he’s walking through the house with a peanut butter sandwich in one hand. He opens a door that leads to a hallway. The hallway walls are lined with pictures of himself and smaller, clearly photoshopped-in versions of himself. He opens the door to leave the hallway and enter his living room when it comes off its hinges and comes with him. He pauses for a second when he’s a few steps away from where the door previously was, before moving backwards and closing the door again, still holding onto the handle, then re-opening it, the door once again coming off in his hand. He does this a few more times before finally realizing what’s happened. He gasps.)

Squid-Man: I am a Squid!

(He looks over at the door hinges, and they’re incredibly rusted, actually falling off the door and dissolving into dust upon hitting the ground, leaving him with no other option.)

(After a cut, Squidward but without the ward is kneeling on the floor of his living room, the door laid out on the floor in front of him. He takes out a container of brand new premium-brand door hinges, before opening the package and taking a look at the installation instructions. After a few seconds he yawns, tossing them away. He screws the hinges into the door, screwing the other half of them into the wall, before grabbing the door. He struggles to pick it up at first, tripping and falling onto it. While it’s under him, a referee shows up and counts 1-2-3. Squid-Man looks baffled as a bell rings and he’s handed some sort of championship belt. He stares at it, confused.)

(After another transition, Squid-Man has the door up and ready. He attaches it to the hinges on the wall, then stands back to admire his handiwork. As he does, the door comes off its hinges again and falls away from him, landing with a loud crash. Squid-Man sighs defeatedly and it cuts again.)

(Squid is now shown with a roll of scotch tape in his hands. He puts the door in place, then tapes the shit out of each individual hinge, using most of the roll in the process. He stands in place, seeing if it falls off again, and it seems to be staying sturdy. He opens the door to put the tape away and the tape on the door immediately snaps, making the inertia from the door pull him forward and onto the floor.)

(In the next scene, Squid-Man has a bottle of Gorilla Glue (not sponsored). The door is back in place, and he very carefully puts glue along the length of each hinge. He then stops and waits, looking at his watch the whole time. There’s a fade cut and Squid-Man’s still looking at his watch, but it’s nighttime now. His watch dings and startles him into falling over with a comical scream. He soon gets up, though, and checks on the hinges by poking at them. The glue has dried, so he tries opening the door… but it won’t budge. Apparently the glue worked TOO well, and now he’s trapped. He pulls at the hinges, but that does nothing, so he resorts to breaking the door down. He slams into it with all his might. He does it again, and again, and again, until finally the glue breaks, leaving a very exhausted Squid-Man lying on his own broken door, panting.)

Squid-Man: I am a Squid!!

(After the next scene transition, Squiddy is kneeling on his living room floor again, the door laying in front of him. He pulls out Richard Rider’s phone and it asks him for a password. He inputs 0-0-0-0 and he’s in. He goes to YouTube and it’s already on a page where Rider’s searched his own name in quotes. He goes to the search bar, where it gives him recommendations of 30 different ways of typing Richard Rider’s own name. Squid does some typing, us seeing only his incredibly determined face and hearing frantic typing. Soon he’s brought up a tutorial on how to fix a door that’s come off his hinges, starring a hefty man in a walrus mask. The channel name looks to be “WalrusDude908”. The man greets his YouTube audience.)

Walrus-Dude: I am a Walrus!

(Squid-Man looks on in anticipation.)

Squid-Man: I am a Squid…

(The man in the walrus mask then starts showing everything you’ll need. Including the hinges for the door, the hinges for the wall, and the bolt that goes between them. Squid pauses the video at this point, looking intently at the screen, then over at the discarded bolts he forgot to put in. He takes a deep breath in, before letting out a very large sigh, pinching his squid-nose with his squid-fingers. He picks everything up, holding the door in his arms and the hinges in one hand, with the bolts in the other hand. He takes a few good steps back, before running at the door full force, screaming wildly the whole time. Soon he collides with the door frame, the door snapping into place as he falls back onto the living room floor. We see a close-up of the bolts and hinges as they fly out of his hands and land, somehow, perfectly in position, the bolts even tightening themselves in place. Soon Squid-Man gets up, walking over to the door and very carefully, tentatively grabbing the handle and pushing it open. The door opens, and doesn’t fall off its hinges this time. It’s fixed! He opens and closes it multiple times over, just to make absolutely sure. Once he knows for certain that what he did somehow, bafflingly worked, he gives a thumbs-up to the camera.)

Squid-Man: I am a Squid!

(The camera cuts to a cartoon logo, with a little chibi version of the Squid-Man appearing out of a black background with “Squid-Man Productions 2024” written on the bottom of the screen in fancy yellow text. The little chibi Squid-Man winks at the audience as a little cartoony jingle plays.)

Chibi Squid-Man: I am a Squid!

Last Edit: May 26, 2024 20:02:16 GMT by The Squid-Man

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